Well fam, we did it. We stirred it to the finale of and all it took was one sexuality ed class from Chris Harrison, a crudely mishandled sexual assault allegation, the downfall of Dean, and more scallops jokes than were really necessary. BUT WE FUCKING DID IT. I feel like I’ve aged 20 years in […]

We’d all like to believe our favorite personas were birthed into the universe full-formed and lovable, but that’s simply absolutely no truth to the rumors. In reality, a distressing number of these multi-million-dollar minds were complete turds before the writers polished them assiduously for your consumption.( Ugh, why did we type that ?) So, once […]

Considering how much we depend on it, the human rights appreciation of sight is shockingly limited — you can frustrate it with nothing more than darkness, fog, or a handful of thrown sand. Thanks to technology, though, we’re now able to enhance our vision to see atoms, faraway planets, and even people’s thinks. But that […]